TNL Word of the Day!!!
Party Hats - erect and mighty pointed nipples.
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Fap Fap - an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation
- The sound made when you jack off.
*Fap fap fap fap fap* Fred: Hey, whats going on in there.
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Serial Infatuator - A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.
Sexercism - Having sex with someone new to get over someone old. A way to cut any last emotional ties to a person you used to have sex with. A non-religious, therapeutic exercise
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Platonic Relationship - When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.
Example:
Man: "I love you"
Woman: "I love you, too"
Man: *leans in for a kiss*
Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."
Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*
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Condomplate - To contemplate whether or not a condom is needed in the heat of a sexual act.
Masternap - The act, either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.
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Twitter Bang - Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.
Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?
Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.
Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!
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Coitus Hiatus - To have a break from sex, derived from the two words coitus and hiatus.
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Hawk On - To hassle or annoy someone or something.
Example: gad deneb! Mr.Gee was really hawkin on me today
Hawk Off - Hawk On Disable! (Not to hassle or annoy someone or something).
Example: This is a really nice Day! There's no Party Pooper == Hawk Off!
Party Pooper - A person that ruins a festive moment with their attitude.
Example: Mr. Gee saw me smilin today and escalated a case right away. What a Party Pooper!
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Unlipops - Act of having "Multiple Cum" as you can endure. Cum, a slang word for sperm, is the clear liquid that being squirted after reaching the peak of pleasure. It contains babies. It can destroy lives if not carefully used.
Example:
Nor: Hey Chuck, how's camping?
Chuck: It's freakin awesome! I met a hot girl and she offered "Unlipops" in exchange for a ride home and it drained all of my energy.
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Googly Eyes - When a person sees someone they like a lot. The way they look at them when they can not find the words to express how they feel. They way someone looks at the person who has them sprung. Not necessarily big huge eyes. Just staring alot. It can just be an expression.
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Andes Teletransporter - A revolutionary invention capable of doing something almost impossible. Men can now go to a bar and share an Andes beer with friends without having any problems with their girlfriends. "The best invention of the century. why lie if you can teleport?"
The Situation:
- Men Love going to bars to drink beer with friends.
The Problem:
- Girlfriends hate it when their Guy go to bars to drink beer with friends.
The Solution:
Andes Teletransporter <--- Click Me for more Information!!!
Video via You Tube <-- Click Me for the You Tube Video!!!
Result:
- More Happy Men at Bars
- Less Broken Up Couples
Conclusion:
- Why lie if you can Teleport?
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Super Bass - (Super Boobs + Super Ass = Super Bass)
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241543903 - The number you type into "Google Images" if you want to laugh.
Example:
I'm bored
Type in 241543903 in google images
I'm not bored anymore.
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Meatox - The act of abstaining from eating meat for a period of time, usually after heavily indulging.
Example:
Dude, after that day we went to korean BBQ, AND to the hotdog stand, i'm gonna have to meatox.
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jfgi - (Just Fucking Google it)! You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.
Example:
Dude #1: hey dude, what does JFGI mean?
Dude #2: Just Fucking Google it yo.
Dude #1: I tried but i couldn't find anything.
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Dude #1: bro. i already tried that. don't be mean.
Dude #2: bro, your an idiot.
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flavorgasm - When eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic
Example:
I ate this unbelievable steak yesterday. I swear when I ate the first bite I had a total flavorgasm
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Killing two pigs with one bird - A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."
Example:
I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.
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Hot Mess - When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
Example:
Although Abby had just awaken, her boyfriend thought she was stunning - she was a hot mess.
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Suction Seat - The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
Example:
Raquel call her computer chair "SUCTION SEAT" - Although she only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when she looked at the clock after finishing, she was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
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Combat Nap - That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.
Example:
Gwyneth is on Combat Nap Mode, she's just been Hawked.
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Destinesia - When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.
Example:
John ran down the stairs to the dry storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list
again. Damn you, destinesia!
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* Stuneautious (Pronounced "stun-yoo-shess") - A woman who is so stunning, beautiful, and gorgeous that one of those words just won't do when describing them. It is a term of endearment of the highest honor.
* Stone Cold - Term describing a really hot or stunning girl.
Example:
You walk into a room and see her.
Shawn: "Oh my God, has anyone ever told you how Stuneautious you are?"
Steph: "Ummm no, is that a compliment?"
Shawn: "Hell yeah, it's like the ultimate compliment! I'm serious girl, you are just a Stone Cold fox. Stuneautious to the extreme!"
Steph: "Well thank you very much. You aren't so bad yourself"
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Halloweenorexia - An eating disorder that only proceeds a month before Halloween. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to look hot in their slutty Halloween costumes. Halloweenorexia ends the following day and is usually followed by a food binge.
Example:
Giovanna: Did you see Sabreena in her lingerie outfit on Halloween?
AunaLee: Ya she lost so much weight! She looked bomb!
Giovanna: She'll gain it all back, she suffers from Halloweenorexia.
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Bachelor Sip - To drink water directly from the faucet.
Example:
Dude 1: "Hey, you need a glass?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I'll just take a quick bachelor sip."
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Pixel Counting - The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work.
Example:
Yea I missed the big catastrophe at work today as I was too busy pixel counting.
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Spot Tease - A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.
Example:
Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!
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Internet hobo - Someone who is using their neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.
Example:My friend just bought a new high power wi-fi card so he can connect to the neighbors wi-fi and is now an offical internet hobo.
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Alphabet Boys - a slang term for federal government law enforcement agencies such as the FBI, ATF, and IRS.
Example:yo dog, i'm so smooth even those alphabet boys can't stop a nigga!
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Biodome - The type of large, non-flat, see-through plastic lid used to cover Slurpees and various iced coffee drinks that allows for wide spill-over of whipped cream and other edible, non-liquid material.
Example:
"Wow, they're putting a lot of whipped cream on that iced mochachino...you're gonna need a biodome for that!"
"Oh no! My straw's too short for the biodome...I'm losin' it!"
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Cellular Faux - A social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
Example:When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.
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Pedestrian Face-Off - An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.
These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.
Example:
Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right. Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.
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The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11 - The wishing year is 2011, and is based off the legend of 11:11.
According to the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" on Nov. 11 of 2011 at 11:11 a.m. or p.m. it’ll be the most magical date and time of the wishing year.
On the author's website, she states: You can make your "good" wishes everyday at 11:11 am or pm. The magic of 11:11 can be found any day of the month of any year. During 2011, the magic becomes stronger with the 11th day of each month as we draw closer to November 11 (the strongest day of the Wishing Year).
During The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11
Example:
Look at the clock and see that it's 11:11
make a good wish
Hope it comes tru
- Apparently there's this thing going around Facebook that we should be prepared to make the biggest wish at 11:11 on November 11th, 2011. Some say wishing at exactly 11:11:11 (11 hours, 11 minutes, 11 seconds) is bound to make the biggest wish. Often a "Like" page topic.
Example:
Facebook User likes "if i miss 11:11 on 11/11/11, im gonna be so effing pissed".
--- See Blog >>> 11/11/11 – a date with a special meaning?
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Mermaid Theory - "300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Example:
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
-- How I Met Your Mother
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Running Latte - Showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.
Example:
I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latte
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Job - A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Example:
Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
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Tour d'boudoir - "Tour of the bedroom." Having sex in multiple positions in multiple locations in a bedroom.
Example:
"Did you run a tour d'stade for your morning workout?" "No, I had a tour d'boudoir with my girlfriend!"
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Camel Toe - When you can see the shape a woman's pussy lips through her pants - in other words, a beautiful sight
- A vaginal wedgie("vedgie"), most commonly caused by tight pants that work their way into the crevices of the vaginia making a shape that clearly resembles a camel's toe
- When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!
- When a girl wheres a thong that is to tight and u can see the outlines of the vagina,its kinda like a wedgie and looks like a hard taco in her pants ( its great cause girls usually dont know if they have a camel toe and if you look down at it she wont think ur a pervert cause ur not looking at her boobs).
Example:
i looked at her pants and saw the two lumps, she didnt care cause i was looking down and not up at her boobs.she didnt know she had a camel toe.
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Travel 'Stache - A moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Example:
Player #1) Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?
Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right
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Flat Out - To be extremely busy.
Example:
Jane: It's lunch time. You want to go grab a bite to eat?
Kate: Thanks, but I can't right now - I'm flat out...
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Alculate - To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.
Example:
Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours. Neal - I just alculated that you are a sober loser.
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Nap Fraud - When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.
Example:
Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase! Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!
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Clapulate - To engage in unprotected intercourse with a person whose sexual history is unclear.
Example:
"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."
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Magic Milkshake - Milk that has been boiled with cannabis then had fruit added. when ingested makes the drinker high or stoned depending on the concentration of cannabis
Example:
yo man lets go make some magic milkshake !!!
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Sexting - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit
In a sentence:
Example:
"He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.
Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u." Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."
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Package Stalking - When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery
Example:
Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow
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Stressed Two Faced Back Stab Old Man (STFBSOM) - A "friend" who seems to be your "friend', but really they are not your "friend", in most occurences one find out that they friend is a backstabber when they see or hear there friend committing an act of cruelness towards you, when they think that you will never know what they did/ and or said about you.
Example:
Brutus! This is the unkindest cut of them all. You backstabbing son of a bitch."
life's full of backstabers"
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Two Faced - When someone acts one way in front of you, but than when your not around has fun ridiculing you. When a person that you thought was your friend goes behind your back and talks shit about or tells other people what you have said about them whether true or not and most of the time they add something to the story to spice it up.
Example:
me and my firend told jones a lot of stuff about this girl and then he went behind our backs and told her every damn thing was said about her! fucking Two Faced JONES.
"Be careful who you trust, they usually become Two Faced when they want you to become like them, jealous of something or it's just they're natural attitude because they hate their life's, themselves or their surroundings -- such a loser."
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Super Bass - (Super Boobs + Super Ass = Super Bass)
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241543903 - The number you type into "Google Images" if you want to laugh.
Example:
I'm bored
Type in 241543903 in google images
I'm not bored anymore.
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Meatox - The act of abstaining from eating meat for a period of time, usually after heavily indulging.
Example:
Dude, after that day we went to korean BBQ, AND to the hotdog stand, i'm gonna have to meatox.
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jfgi - (Just Fucking Google it)! You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.
Example:
Dude #1: hey dude, what does JFGI mean?
Dude #2: Just Fucking Google it yo.
Dude #1: I tried but i couldn't find anything.
Dude #2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!
Dude #1: bro. i already tried that. don't be mean.
Dude #2: bro, your an idiot.
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flavorgasm - When eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic
Example:
I ate this unbelievable steak yesterday. I swear when I ate the first bite I had a total flavorgasm
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Killing two pigs with one bird - A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."
Example:
I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.
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Hot Mess - When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
Example:
Although Abby had just awaken, her boyfriend thought she was stunning - she was a hot mess.
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Suction Seat - The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
Example:
Raquel call her computer chair "SUCTION SEAT" - Although she only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when she looked at the clock after finishing, she was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
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Combat Nap - That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.
Example:
Gwyneth is on Combat Nap Mode, she's just been Hawked.
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Destinesia - When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.
Example:
John ran down the stairs to the dry storage and walk-in, but when he got there he couldn't remember what he needed. Consequently, he had to run back upstairs to the kitchen, and look at his prep list
again. Damn you, destinesia!
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* Stuneautious (Pronounced "stun-yoo-shess") - A woman who is so stunning, beautiful, and gorgeous that one of those words just won't do when describing them. It is a term of endearment of the highest honor.
* Stone Cold - Term describing a really hot or stunning girl.
Example:
You walk into a room and see her.
Shawn: "Oh my God, has anyone ever told you how Stuneautious you are?"
Steph: "Ummm no, is that a compliment?"
Shawn: "Hell yeah, it's like the ultimate compliment! I'm serious girl, you are just a Stone Cold fox. Stuneautious to the extreme!"
Steph: "Well thank you very much. You aren't so bad yourself"
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Halloweenorexia - An eating disorder that only proceeds a month before Halloween. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to look hot in their slutty Halloween costumes. Halloweenorexia ends the following day and is usually followed by a food binge.
Example:
Giovanna: Did you see Sabreena in her lingerie outfit on Halloween?
AunaLee: Ya she lost so much weight! She looked bomb!
Giovanna: She'll gain it all back, she suffers from Halloweenorexia.
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Bachelor Sip - To drink water directly from the faucet.
Example:
Dude 1: "Hey, you need a glass?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I'll just take a quick bachelor sip."
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Pixel Counting - The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work.
Example:
Yea I missed the big catastrophe at work today as I was too busy pixel counting.
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Spot Tease - A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.
Example:
Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!
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Internet hobo - Someone who is using their neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.
Example:My friend just bought a new high power wi-fi card so he can connect to the neighbors wi-fi and is now an offical internet hobo.
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Alphabet Boys - a slang term for federal government law enforcement agencies such as the FBI, ATF, and IRS.
Example:yo dog, i'm so smooth even those alphabet boys can't stop a nigga!
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Biodome - The type of large, non-flat, see-through plastic lid used to cover Slurpees and various iced coffee drinks that allows for wide spill-over of whipped cream and other edible, non-liquid material.
Example:
"Wow, they're putting a lot of whipped cream on that iced mochachino...you're gonna need a biodome for that!"
"Oh no! My straw's too short for the biodome...I'm losin' it!"
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Cellular Faux - A social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
Example:When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.
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Pedestrian Face-Off - An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.
These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.
Example:
Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right. Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.
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The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11 - The wishing year is 2011, and is based off the legend of 11:11.
According to the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" on Nov. 11 of 2011 at 11:11 a.m. or p.m. it’ll be the most magical date and time of the wishing year.
On the author's website, she states: You can make your "good" wishes everyday at 11:11 am or pm. The magic of 11:11 can be found any day of the month of any year. During 2011, the magic becomes stronger with the 11th day of each month as we draw closer to November 11 (the strongest day of the Wishing Year).
During The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11
Example:
Look at the clock and see that it's 11:11
make a good wish
Hope it comes tru
- Apparently there's this thing going around Facebook that we should be prepared to make the biggest wish at 11:11 on November 11th, 2011. Some say wishing at exactly 11:11:11 (11 hours, 11 minutes, 11 seconds) is bound to make the biggest wish. Often a "Like" page topic.
Example:
Facebook User likes "if i miss 11:11 on 11/11/11, im gonna be so effing pissed".
--- See Blog >>> 11/11/11 – a date with a special meaning?
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Mermaid Theory - "300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Example:
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
-- How I Met Your Mother
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Running Latte - Showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.
Example:
I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latte
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Job - A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Example:
Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
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Tour d'boudoir - "Tour of the bedroom." Having sex in multiple positions in multiple locations in a bedroom.
Example:
"Did you run a tour d'stade for your morning workout?" "No, I had a tour d'boudoir with my girlfriend!"
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Camel Toe - When you can see the shape a woman's pussy lips through her pants - in other words, a beautiful sight
- A vaginal wedgie("vedgie"), most commonly caused by tight pants that work their way into the crevices of the vaginia making a shape that clearly resembles a camel's toe
- When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!
- When a girl wheres a thong that is to tight and u can see the outlines of the vagina,its kinda like a wedgie and looks like a hard taco in her pants ( its great cause girls usually dont know if they have a camel toe and if you look down at it she wont think ur a pervert cause ur not looking at her boobs).
Example:
i looked at her pants and saw the two lumps, she didnt care cause i was looking down and not up at her boobs.she didnt know she had a camel toe.
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Travel 'Stache - A moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Example:
Player #1) Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?
Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right
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Flat Out - To be extremely busy.
Example:
Jane: It's lunch time. You want to go grab a bite to eat?
Kate: Thanks, but I can't right now - I'm flat out...
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Alculate - To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.
Example:
Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours. Neal - I just alculated that you are a sober loser.
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Nap Fraud - When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.
Example:
Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase! Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!
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Clapulate - To engage in unprotected intercourse with a person whose sexual history is unclear.
Example:
"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."
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Magic Milkshake - Milk that has been boiled with cannabis then had fruit added. when ingested makes the drinker high or stoned depending on the concentration of cannabis
Example:
yo man lets go make some magic milkshake !!!
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Sexting - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit
In a sentence:
Example:
"He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.
Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u." Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."
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Package Stalking - When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery
Example:
Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow
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Stressed Two Faced Back Stab Old Man (STFBSOM) - A "friend" who seems to be your "friend', but really they are not your "friend", in most occurences one find out that they friend is a backstabber when they see or hear there friend committing an act of cruelness towards you, when they think that you will never know what they did/ and or said about you.
Example:
Brutus! This is the unkindest cut of them all. You backstabbing son of a bitch."
life's full of backstabers"
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Two Faced - When someone acts one way in front of you, but than when your not around has fun ridiculing you. When a person that you thought was your friend goes behind your back and talks shit about or tells other people what you have said about them whether true or not and most of the time they add something to the story to spice it up.
Example:
me and my firend told jones a lot of stuff about this girl and then he went behind our backs and told her every damn thing was said about her! fucking Two Faced JONES.
"Be careful who you trust, they usually become Two Faced when they want you to become like them, jealous of something or it's just they're natural attitude because they hate their life's, themselves or their surroundings -- such a loser."
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